IJMC - Three Guys

Ok, so it's not Larry, Moe, and Jack. Close enough. If you're looking for 
them, go tune a hub cap or something...otherwise, read on. This one's 
fairly short. And hey, by Sunday, the International Junk Mail 
Clearinghouse should be back to it's normal, one-a-day (for your health and 
long life) mode.                                                      -dave






3 friends die in a car accident, they go to heaven to an
orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket
and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you
like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I
was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge
difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say....
...LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!"