IJMC - A-to-Z-mail

Just in case you don't get most of these...neither did I. Perhaps a 
better translation?                                           -dave









Most people are familiar with "e-mail" by now, but aren't aware of the
sub-categories:
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A-mail	- a message sent to a single user (you), when you know the person
          who sent it also sent it to others, but doesn't know how to bulk.

B-mail	- like a "bee", it "drones" on and on and on...

C-mail	- navy personnel only

D-mail	- senta ya by da mob

F-mail	- a note that is unashamed about asking for directions

G-mail	- collections of thoughts that you'd never considered before

I-mail	- e-mail you send to yourself, as a reminder

L-mail	- message in fake Spanish (see Z-mail)

N-mail	- a post within a post within a post within a post within a
          post...

O-mail	- posts that explain something

P-mail	- a welcome break

Q-mail	- results of a billiard tournament

R-mail	- details of an overstrenuous upper-body workout

T-mail	- notes on a squad-wide epidemic

U-mail	- a note only you would get

V-mail	- a French note unashamed to ask for directions

X-mail	- flame from an old flame

Y-mail	- message with more questions than answers

Z-mail	- message in fake French