IJMC - The Three Bears...For the Nineties

Last night I was told a couple of times that I was acting bitter. I 
suspect that I still am. So, I'm going to keep these short and just send 
out the jokes for everyone tonight. I'm hoping tomorrow's better.  -dave








THE THREE BEARS 

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in
family court. 

Momma and Poppa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he
was going to live with. 

So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about
living with either of his parents. 

When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No,
I can't live with Poppa bear, he beats me terribly." 

"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?" 

"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Poppa bear does." 

The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. 
"Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would
like to stay with?"  asked the judge. 

"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago." 

You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge. 

"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."