IJMC - It's Trivia

And being as it is so meaningless and silly...I will stop writing about 
it...now.                                                         -dave









What occurs more often in December than any other month? 
Conception. 

A survey of 1000 American women and men revealed this as their least
favorite household chore. What is it?
Vacuuming the stairs. 

It is estimated that 9 out of 10 American women do this with their feet. 
Wear shoes at least 2 sizes too narrow. 

In a recent survey, Americans were asked what one modern convenience
they could not live without. 
The most common answer... Scotch tape. 

Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What
is it? 
Skinny dipping. 

What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show? 
No theme song. 

Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? 
Their birthplace. This is propinquity. 

The average person will spend approximately one year out of their
lifetime doing this. What is it? 
Searching for lost or misplaced items. 

Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested? 
Obsession 

Most executives say this automatically eliminates a candidate from job
consideration - what is it? 
A typo in their resume. 

More women do this in the bathroom than men. 
Wash their hands.Women - 80% Men - 55% 

If you're single, there's a 2 in 3 chance you did this the last time you
were with your significant other. 
Lied. 

It takes an average person about 7 minutes to do this. 
Fall asleep. 

What is the most common name in the world? 
Mohammed 

What do 100% of all lottery winners do? 
Gain weight. 

Surveys reveal that girls do this for the first time in their back yard. 
First kiss. 

A "Bridal Guide" survey reveals that 77% of all newlywed couples do
this. 
Sex in rooms other than the bedroom. 

In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite
smell. 
Banana 

It takes an average woman 14 minutes to do this after she gets in bed. 
Turn off the lights. 

If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"? 
One thousand 

The odds are 1 in 2 that your best friend will do this if you are a
married man. 
Fantasize about your wife.

Hockey legend Wayne Gretsky does this for good luck. 
Only tucks in the right side of his jersey. 

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
printers all have in common? 
All invented by women. 

Some Men are pee pee shy in public. Experts agree that this will help
them go. 
Multiply numbers in their head. 

Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. 
Change their underwear. 

This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem
to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous. 
A kiss 

What first went on sale to the public in pharmacies on May 9, 1960? 
Birth control pills 

42% of all women over the age of 26 who have done this, never get
married.
Had an affair with a married man.

Who is "Lisa Gheradini"? 
DaVinci's Mona Lisa 

This is the only food that doesn't spoil. 
Honey 

There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year. 
Father's Day 

What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic? 
He was allergic to carrots. 

The average woman spends 2.7 years of her life where? 
In the bathroom. 

40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? 
Snoop in your medicine cabinet. 

3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. 
Wear underwear. 

What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21%
hydrogen and 9% dioxide? 
A fart. 

About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting? 
Flush the toilet. 

What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
episode of "Seinfeld"? 
Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator. 

85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this. 
Cheating on their spouse. 

What's unique about the Beatle's song "Eleanor Rigby"? 
The Beatles did not play a single note in the song.