IJMC - The Kid's Got a Lot To Learn

But I gotta tell you, this kid is going places. I won't say what places, 
but this one's got an early start and should just keep on going. Pass the 
Mescal please...                                                    -dave






 
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put
one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey.  The
worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. 
   "All right, son." asked the father, "what does that show you?"
   "Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."