IJMC - The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists  
  
Well, ladies and gentlemen (and all you new folks from the Center of the 
Easily Amused at http://www.amused.com ), the IJMC is back. I can't say 
with a vengence yet, but we're working on it. The web/ftp site has moved 
from a MicroShaft NT platform to a RedHat Linux platform with is good 
news for all around. Unfortunately, Excite's install script is rather 
broken as of yet so the search engine is offline right now until I can 
hack it properly. But, we're back, and soon to be better than ever. There 
will be some more changes over the next month, so bear with us, we're just 
trying to make life a little easier all around...                    -dave




  
15> Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel  
  
14> The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef 
    Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast"  
  
13> Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck, 
    birthdays, too!  
  
12> Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite 
    right about that man."  
  
11> McDonald's, because "They're Irish."  
  
10> "Poblec Skools"  
  
 9> No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned 
    venues  
  
 8> Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't 
    matter  
  
 7> Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-
    down pig in their cartoons  
  
 6> Ben-Gay Ointment  
  
 5> Marvin Gaye records  
 
 4> The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit  
  
 3> Mentos?  The *Devil's* candy!  
  
 2> Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in 
    public  
  
  
 and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists...  
  
  
 1> The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an 
    assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner  
  
  
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