IJMC Awh Mom, Rednecks Again?

                   IJMC - Awh Mom, Rednecks Again?

But I wanted peanut butter and jelly with a Twinkie (tm) and a Coke (tm)!
Ok, so that was my sustenance through almost two years of my high-school 
days. Perhaps that explains a lot...anyway, on to bashing on rednecks 
again, yet another reason I don't give out my address!              -dave






An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef
and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again!
If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day - the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and
cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican open his lunch, sees a
burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna
and jumps to his death also.

At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"



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