IJMC - Fire, Fire, Fire!

Heh, heh, he said fire. Luckily, today's (yesterday's? I know I'm a day 
behind until now...oh well, maybe someday I'll remember where I was and 
what I was doing when I didn't send out the night's post...now back to 
what I was saying) post is a good bit funnier than a Beavis and Butthead 
show...although maybe not as funny as a good Rugrats.              -dave







 A North Carolina man, having bought several expensive cigars, 
 insured them against... get this... fire.  After he had smoked them, 
 he then decided that he had a claim against the insurance company 
 and filed.
 
 The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason 
 that the man had consumed the cigar normally.  The man sued.  
 The judge stated that since the company had insured the cigars 
 against fire, they were obligated to pay.  
 
 After the man accepted payment for his claim, the company then 
 had him arrested... for arson.