IJMC - Anyone Care For a Swim?

I'd love to go swimming right now, but I don't have a pool (yet) so for 
tonight I'll make do with a virtual dip. Not. Maybe a cold shower will 
suffice but here's a virtual image all the same.                  -dave

P.S. Someone stop me if I start making sense.







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