IJMC - Poor Amanda

Poor, poor, dear. Some things just never meet up to our expectations, now 
do they?                                                            -dave





The biology professor told the students, "Before we begin today's lecture, I'd
like to see if you've done last night's reading assignment.  "Amanda," he began,
"can you tell me the organ that increases in size ten fold when excited?"

Amanda turned all shades of crimson and introverted. After a few moments, the
professor called upon another. "Sally, can you tell me the answer?"

"Yes, sir. It is the pupil of the eye," Sally stated with confidence.

"Very good," the professor said. Turning back to Amanda, he said, "Now, Amanda,
I have three things to say to you. First, do your homework. Second, you've got a
dirty mind. And third, you're in for a big disappointment."