IJMC - It's All About Guts

Don't worry, this one isn't gory or gross, unless you're a die-hard 
Christian (and I think I scared most of them off last year...) or another 
of the "Moral Majority" whatever that is. So read on and enjoy, the 
header was removed to protect the guilty.                           -dave




     If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have guts, forget 
     about it.  This is a true story that just happened at a wedding at 
     Clemson. A buddy of mine from my baseball team knows a guy that was at 
     the wedding:
     
     This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.  After the wedding, at 
     the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to 
     the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many 
     from long distances, to support them at their wedding.  He especially 
     wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming.  To thank 
     everyone for coming and bearing gifts and everything, he said he 
     wanted to give everyone a gift from himself.  So, taped to the bottom 
     of everyone's chair was a manila envelope. He said that this was his 
     gift to everyone, and told them to open it. Inside the manila envelope 
     was an 8x10 photo of his best man having sex with the bride.  (He 
     evidently had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private 
     detective to trail them.) After he stood there and watched people's 
     reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 
     "F--- you," he turned to the bride and said, "F--- you," and then 
     said, "I'm out of here."
     
     He got the marriage annulled the next day.  While most of us would 
     have broken it off immediately after we found out about the affair, 
     this guy goes through with it anyway.  His revenge: making the bride's 
     parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and reception, letting everyone 
     know exactly what did happen, and trashing the bride's and best man's 
     reputations in front of friends, family, grandparents, etc.
     
     This is his world, we just live in it.
     
     
     
     ---Thanks to  paul@ncd.com