IJMC - Super Mario Brothers for the Nineties.

Gotta love Nintendo. They lose track of their main stars for just a few 
minutes, and this happens!                                        -dave





Two italian brothers were overhead one afternoon....

"Mario, do you like to fuck women with enormous thighs?"

"No Luigi, I don't like fucking women with enormous thighs."

"Then, Mario, do you like to fuck women with really enormous tits?"

"No, Luigi, I don't like fucking women with really enormous tits?"

"Well, Mario, do you like to fuck women with incredibly fat asses?"

"No, Luigi, I don't like fucking women with incredibly fat asses?"

"Then, Mario, why the hell do you keep fucking my wife?"