IJMC - You Might Be a College Student...

Hmm, "13. If you recieve and read the IJMC daily."                -dave

 


YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT......

1.      If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen

2.      If you live in a house with three couches, none of which
        match

3.      If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal

4.      If you have ever written a check for 45 cents

5.      If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles

6.      If you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without
        sleeping

7.      If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal
        Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II)

8.      If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry
        loads

9.      If you cannot remember when you last washed your car

10.     If you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a
        pick-up (one trip)

11.     If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural
        Light

12.     If you ever stayed up all night writing this list instead of
        completing the paper due in six hours.