IJMC - The Constitution of Love

Here's something a little different from our usual. To warn you, it was a 
chain letter (been there, done that, rewrote it) so don't misread it and 
try to mail it to far too many people. Otherwise, enjoy!            -dave




		      THE CONSTITUTION OF LOVE

WE, THE LOVERS OF THE HEART, IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT KISS,
ENABLE THE  MIGHTY HUG, AND TO PROMOTE TO WHOM WE PLEASE, BUT PLEASE
THE ONE WE KISS.

ARTICLE #1-STATEMENT OF LOVE-THE KISS

1. ON THE HAND---I ADORE YOU
2. ON THE CHEEK---JUST FRIENDS
3. ON THE NECK---I WANT YOU
4. ON THE LIPS---I LOVE YOU
5. ON THE EAR---JUST JOKING
6. ANYWHERE ELSE---DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY!!!!!
7. LOOKING INTO YOUR EYES---KISS ME
8. HANDS ON THE WAIST---I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO

ARTICLE #2-THE THREE STEPS

1. GIRL---IF A BOY GETS TOO FRESH, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SLAP HIM
2. BOY---IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU, KISS HER
3. BOY AND GIRL---CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'S RUDE TO STARE

ARTICLE #3-THE THREE COMMANDMENTS

1. THOU SHALT NOT SQUEEZE TOO HARD
2. THOU SHALT NOT ASK FOR A KISS, THOU SHALT TAKE ONE
3. THOU SHALT KISS ON EVERY OPPORTUNITY

ARTICLE #4-MUST <<<---yes a must!  (ASAP) [ed. note - not in this case]

1. AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST KISS THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU THIS
UNLESS THEY ARE OF THE SAME SEX.

ARTICLE #5-CONSEQUENCES

AFTER READING THIS, YOU MUST << MAKE 7 COPIES IN SEVEN DAYS
TO SEVEN PEOPLE, OR YOU WILL HAVE 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK.


	      REMEMBER...
	      A PEACH IS A PEACH,
	      A PLUM IS A PLUM,
	      A KISS AIN'T A KISS,
	      WITHOUT SOME TONGUE.
	      SO OPEN YOUR MOUTH,
	      AND CLOSE YOUR EYES---
	      AND GIVE YOUR TONGUE...
	      SOME EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!