IJMC - The Rejection Rejection Letter

Hey, it works for me...if they can turn us down, why can't we turn them 
down? Just think of how much easier it would be to get a new job this way!
							-dave




THE REJECTION REJECTION LETTER


    Baxter Conners
    Vice President
    Company 203
    203 Wall St.
    New York, NY  10015
    
    Dear Mr. Conners,
    
    Thank you for your letter of February 17th.  After careful
    consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your
    refusal to offer me employment with your bank.
    
    This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an
    unusually large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and
    promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
    refusals.
    
    Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous
    experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does
    not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment
    with your firm immediately following graduation.  I look forward to
    seeing you then.
    
    Sincerely,
    
    XXXXXXXX