IJMC The Gift

			  IJMC - The Gift

Once again, another play on the joys of miscommunication. And with a 
holiday spirit or something like that...enjoy!                 -dave


   "THE GIFT"

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his sweetheart and they had not
been dating very long.  After careful consideration, he decided a pair of
gloves would strike the right note......romantic but not too personal. 

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Sears and
bought a pair of white gloves,  The younger sister bought a pair of
panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
pair of gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.

Without checking the contents he sealed the package and mailed it to his
sweetheart along with this note:

Darling:

I choose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
any when we are out in the evening.  If it had not been for your sister,
I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short
ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the
pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
soiled.  I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt
other hands will come in contact with them before I have the chance to
see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away
as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think of how many times I will kiss them in the coming years.  I
hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

 All of my love,


PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing.


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