IJMC - Work or Prison?

Having just started a new job, I rather well understand tonight's post. 
And think of all the fun one can have getting to prison. Definately more 
fun then the interviews you go through to get to work!             -dave




FROM THE DESK OF WILLIAM WELLINGTON NAPIER

Work or Prison?
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 In prison, they spend the majority of their time in a 8-by-10 cell.
 At work, I spend most of my time in a 6-by-6 cube.

 In prison, they get three free meals a day.
 At work, I only get a break for one meal, which I have to pay for.

 In prison, they get rewarded with time off for good behavior.
 At work, I get rewarded with more work for good behavior.

 At work, I must wear an ID badge at all times.
 In prison, they are provided with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn on.

 In prison, there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
 At work, there is a dress standard, but I must buy my own clothes.

 In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for them.
 At work, I must carry around a security card and lock and unlock all the
 doors myself.

 In prison, they can watch TV and play games.
 At work, I get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 In prison, they will be encouraged to learn a new career.
 At work, I must do any learning on my own time.

 In prison, they have an exercise room that they can use almost anytime.
 At work, I can only use the exercise room on my own time.

 In prison, they can fall asleep anytime and nothing happens.
 At work, if I fall asleep anytime I get fired.

 In prison, they have full medical coverage with no deductibles.
 At work, I get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.

 In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payer.
 At work, I get to pay all the expenses to go to work so I can pay taxes
 to pay for the prisoners.

 ...and, in prison you cannot vote
 At work, you cannot vote either....
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Sincerely,

Bill Napier
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