IJMC What's Your Favorite Color?

		   IJMC - What's Your Favorite Color?

Figure out what your one or two favorite colors are...then read on... -dave





        YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS THE KEY TO YOUR SEXUAL LIFE
 
 RED     Tend to be tigers in the sack.  They are easily aroused
 and enjoy sex in every imaginable way.  Once the sexual spark is
 lighted, it may take hours to extinguish.  When two reds get
 together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush.
 Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should
 beware!
 
 YELLOW   If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are
 complex and lean toward the adaptable.  The favorite color of
 homosexuals is Yellow!  No don't panic - not everyone who wears
 Yellow is gay.  In most cases the person will acquiesce to the
 stronger partner's desires in a passive manner.  You will never
 enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an
 invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.
 
 PURPLE   Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider
 themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack.  Women sometimes
 are the type who hate to muss their hair.  Men are business-like
 in their approach to lovemaking.  In both sexes, Purple partners
 are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's
 gratification.
 
 BLACK   Black color preferences point to Black sex.  These people
 are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in
 kinship.  They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually
 masochistic or sadistic in nature.  They are moody people and
 often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy
 times.  Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders prefer
 the color Black.  And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
 mobsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.
 
 GREEN   Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their
 approach to sex.  Women who love Green will make love like
 virgins all of their life.  And a man may always be a trifle
 clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and endearing sort of way.
 Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate.  If chosen as a
 mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
 
 PINK   Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in
 sexual matters.  Women tend to tease; to promise more than they
 intend to deliver.  In some cases, they flaunt their femininity -
 but because they secretly hate men.  A great percentage of
 prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink.  Men who
 like Pink are philanderers and flirts.  They are the type who
 will take three dates for the same evening and not keep one;
 preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead.  Women whose
 husbands like Pink should keep a secret nest egg for when they
 are deserted.  Pink indicates a tendency to squander money.
 
 ORANGE   People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies.
 The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in
 which they are the star.  Foreplay is as important as the act of
 love.  They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they
 feel fits their image.  Orange people often do not experience
 orgasm, but they put on a darn good act.  Men tend to pull their
 partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners
 back.  But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.
 
 BROWN   If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right
 mate.  Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep.  Sensitive to the
 needs and desires of their partners.  Sex is a 24-hour a day
 thing to them.  They can't say "I Love You" often enough.
 Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes
 on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown.  They need lots
 of time and privacy to make love.  But their emotions are such
 that one harsh word could end the affair.
 
 GRAY   The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive.
 They can't get excited about anything - including colors - so
 they choose a noncommittal shade.  Men who prefer Gray look at
 sex as a means of relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing
 less).  It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am.  Women who prefer Gray
 don't make love, they have intercourse.  And for one of two
 reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant.  They
 count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
 with and done.  When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is
 made in heaven.  But when teamed with another color, the Gray
 spouse considers the color's infidelity a blessing.
 
 BLUE   Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners.  They are
 sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs.
 They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is
 elegant.  Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately
 ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand.  Women
 in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.  They are exciting
 partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal waves
 rather than fiery aggression.  Both men and women enjoy foreplay
 and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself.
 In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to
 please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.
 
 WHITE   If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems
 dirty.  These people are puritanical in nature.  French kissing
 is obscene and to make love in daylight in unheard of.  Women who
 love White will undress beneath the covers.  Men will shower
 before and after the sex act.  These people will use pet names
 for their genitals.
 
 
 SO there you have it, simply match his behaviour in the bedroom to one of the 
 above and hot dowg you've hit the jackpot ! 
 
 Mind you it's probably the biggest load of hogwash this side of the pigsty so 
 don't take it too literally....
 
 And as for the question why ? well... there's somethings that just can't be 
 explained....
 



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