IJMC - Crazy Taxi

Sunday night. Another weekend is over. Tomorrow morning I trundle into
work and try to get something done. Then I come home, try to relax a
little, try to get a little something done at home, and go back to sleep
so I can get up and do it again on Tuesday. So on and so forth until next
weekend comes...I think it is about time to change the tune.        -dave






A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and
tapped him on the shoulder.

The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The
car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from
a shop window.

The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted
to ask you something."

The Taxi driver said, "It's not your fault sir. It's my first day as a cab
driver. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years!"