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July 2001
                  IJMC - Option Seven Revealed

For those of you who could not call the (800) number posted earlier, I
will let you in on the joke. The options are pretty basic, press 1 for
trading, press 2 to open a new account, blah, blah, blah, press 6 for the
"Buy for Free Program", press 7 to hear a duck quack. If you press seven,
you hear what sounds like a duck call blown twice. So now you know. And I
will refrain from the next line.

About tonight's post. I think it is more of a good read than a good
idea. Even if enough people do what is recommended below, the companies
would just stop putting postage on anything...how would you like a bill to
arrive "postage due"?! Night all...more to come.                     -dave

When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from
credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, some of them come with
postage paid return envelopes, right?

Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these
cool little envelopes!

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza
coupon to Citibank.

If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their
application back! Just make sure your name isn't on anything you send
them. Heck, you can send it back empty if you want to just to keep 'em

Let's turn this into a chain letter! Eventually, the banks and credit card
companies will begin getting all their crap back in the mail.
Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all...
THEY'RE paying for it! Twice!
Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting
into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again!

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