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July 2001 |
IJMC - Option Seven Revealed For those of you who could not call the (800) number posted earlier, I will let you in on the joke. The options are pretty basic, press 1 for trading, press 2 to open a new account, blah, blah, blah, press 6 for the "Buy for Free Program", press 7 to hear a duck quack. If you press seven, you hear what sounds like a duck call blown twice. So now you know. And I will refrain from the next line. About tonight's post. I think it is more of a good read than a good idea. Even if enough people do what is recommended below, the companies would just stop putting postage on anything...how would you like a bill to arrive "postage due"?! Night all...more to come. -dave When you get those pre-approved letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and junk like that, some of them come with postage paid return envelopes, right? Well, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little envelopes! Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Or a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their application back! Just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. Heck, you can send it back empty if you want to just to keep 'em guessing! Let's turn this into a chain letter! Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting all their crap back in the mail. Let's let them know what it's like to get junk mail, and best of all... THEY'RE paying for it! Twice! Let's help keep our postal service busy since they say e-mail is cutting into their business, and that's why they need to increase postage again! |
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