IJMC - Three Little Pigs

Ok, I made no progress on the scripts today. Maybe tomorrow. So the
archives are still several years out of date and the search engine is
still outta whack. Life goes on. Getting closer, though.        -dave








First Grade...true story. One day the first grade teacher was reading the
story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the
story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials
for his home.

She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full
of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to
build my house?' The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do
you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy S*#!! A
talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

[Zingaretti, Betty]