IJMC - Why Men Are Not Secretaries

"Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" (Dennis Hopper in Blue
Velvet). Granted, to me, pretty much all beer tastes like I imagine
chilled piss would taste like. Gimme something with a little kick,
please. And then give me another one. Follow that with a third. Repeat
until I have trouble standing. Tonight is Friday, huh?           -dave






WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES

Husband's note to his wife:

"Doctor's office called: Said Pabst beer is normal."