|Why Men Are Not Secretaries|
IJMC - Why Men Are Not Secretaries "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" (Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet). Granted, to me, pretty much all beer tastes like I imagine chilled piss would taste like. Gimme something with a little kick, please. And then give me another one. Follow that with a third. Repeat until I have trouble standing. Tonight is Friday, huh? -dave WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES Husband's note to his wife: "Doctor's office called: Said Pabst beer is normal."
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