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August 2001
                    IJMC - Nothing Like a Good Bust

Everyone, unless you want to hear more moaning about a lack of A/C, keep
your fingers crossed that they fixed it. Yesiree, I am basking in the cool
air of my office...the house has a slight smell of lubricating oil from
the new evaporator coil, but hey, it is under eighty degrees again. I can
sleep in my own bed again tonight...ahh.                             -dave

A male and female on a plane. 

   "I think everyone's asleep, let's go."

(sound of steps)

   "This one's empty ... no-one's looking ... you go in first."

      "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down."

   "Have you got the condom? Quick, put it on."

(sniff, sniff)

   "Ah perfume - you think of everything"

      "This is great....."

(long sigh)

(static on the loud speaker then a new voice)

   "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet.
    We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline

   "Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke

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