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August 2001 |
IJMC - Nothing Like a Good Bust Everyone, unless you want to hear more moaning about a lack of A/C, keep your fingers crossed that they fixed it. Yesiree, I am basking in the cool air of my office...the house has a slight smell of lubricating oil from the new evaporator coil, but hey, it is under eighty degrees again. I can sleep in my own bed again tonight...ahh. -dave A male and female on a plane. "I think everyone's asleep, let's go." (sound of steps) "This one's empty ... no-one's looking ... you go in first." "It's a bit cramped - let me sit down." "Have you got the condom? Quick, put it on." (sniff, sniff) "Ah perfume - you think of everything" "This is great....." (long sigh) (static on the loud speaker then a new voice) "This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations..." "Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!" |
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