IJMC - Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall

Ahh, elections change everything. I am even going to let politicians 
attend my next party. Who knows, maybe some of them will even come...
at least Clinton wrote back the last time I sent him an invite. Well, 
this November should be an interesting time here in the States. I will 
have to remember where I packed my warm clothing...and until I find it, 
well, I will just be chilly.                                      -dave





   Nader, Gore and Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation.

   After a healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and
found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome
 to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our latest feature: a
mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be
rewarded with a wish. But be warned - if you say something false, you'll
be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all
eternity." 

   They entered, and on finding the mirror Nader said, "I think I'm the
most truthful of us three." In an instant he was surrounded by a pile of
money. 

   Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three,"
and he suddenly found the keys to a new Lexus in his hand, which he liked
because it looked better than the Veep's car. 

   Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Bush looked in
the mirror and said, "I think..." - and was promptly sucked into the void.