IJMC - Playing With Fire

Ok, Wal-Mart is handing out smiley stickers. Why? I guess they want people
to smile. Sounds good to me. Of course, I am just happy, well, I could
tell you why, but I think I will keep it to myself. Just be happy, that
would be good. Yep, that would be good. Everyone be happy!           -dave







A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was
relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2
o'clock in the morning.  Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the
dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his
wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the
all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin?  I've got
a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he
found his clothes, got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he
arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist,
"I know you - aren't you a policeman?  Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, so what?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"