IJMC - Keeping My Fingers Crossed

As some of you have noticed, these missives have been missing for a 
couple of weeks (again...yes). For some reason, still unknown, the server 
that runs everything went offline and would not reboot properly. At least 
not til daddy dave showed up and asked real nice...then the server came 
back online the first try. Go figure. So, I am keeping my fingers crossed 
that the downtime was a fluke...nonetheless, just a post a night for a 
few days til I feel comfortable everything is running ok again. So, till 
tomorrow night, same davetime, same daveplace...I am outta here.    -dave



Atlanta's Traffic is hideous.  What follows are Haiku written by several
Metro Reisdents in regard to this.


Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep
Did you not hear me Beep Beep
Beep Beep Mother &%^$!

Traffic, how you suck
the air from my lungs, and my
will to not kill them.

Cars Lined up For Miles
I think I missed my Exit
Two Left Lanes are Closed

We are not moving
My Drink is getting warmer
Please use turn signals

I ride in discomfort
I take out my bazooka
And Blow them away

Traffic is not light
Cars, Trucks, and Vans crowd the roads
Will we get to lunch?

Stop, go, stop, go, stop
At one fifty a gallon
Now I have to walk there

Snarled, Jammed, honking
Wasted Hours on the road
Get a bike!!!

Oh traffic traffic
Oh traffic traffic traffic
Traffic Traffic, Damn!