IJMC - Because You Are My Friend

There is a lot to be said for friendship nowadays. In this day and age of 
the internet friends come and go much quicker and with a lot less depth. 
We meet people online that we will tell anything but then a year or two 
later they are gone. Yes, we are hearing about more "internet marriages" 
where people claim much stronger bonds than with others they have met... 
we shall see in a few years if such marriages are the "shotgun weddings" 
of the 90's. Either way...friendships are changing, and knowing people 
for a long time, having friends you can trust, well, that is just as 
invaluable as ever.                                                -dave


"This is probably the most honest "poem" on friendship I've ever seen!



When you are sad,.............I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.


When you are scared,.........  I will laugh at you and tease you about it
every chance I get.


When you are worried,.........I will tell you how much worse it could be
and to quit complaining.


When you are confused,........I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.


When you are sick.........I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the
porcelain god.


When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath...............I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask?..............Because you're my friend.