IJMC - Potential Duplicate
A lot of these phrases may have seen the light through this list before.
However, since I enjoy the first one so much I am sending it without a
good check of the archives. If I might ask, everyone please think a good
thought for my sister. She is going truly international for her first
time with a six-week backpacking tour of Europe. I wish her well and all
the fun she can find. I want her to return safe and joyous in six weeks
as she should! -dave
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
...Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome, as a solution to the problem.
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner
Sociopath.
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever soaring levels of
suspicion and paranoia.
Today, I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no
sweeter words than "I told you so."
I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.
As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in
many ways to keep me quiet.
I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality
at all.
Joan of Arc heard voices too.
When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not
nearly as gratifying.
The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice
things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.
Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day watching TV.
Instead I will move my TV into the bedroom.
Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find
someone.
Why should I waste my time reliving the past when I can spend it worrying
about the future?
I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from
them.
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