IJMC - Light Bulb Joke

I think if there is a night where I could piss off a whole lotta people 
with two posts...tonight is probably it. And of course, now I have 
everyone's dander raised...wondering what could be so bad. First up, in 
this post, is a little joke against PMS. Kinda makes up for all the 
men-bashing jokes I get (of which I send out most of...I am not holding 
back, even if I am occasionally male...). The second, and shortly to 
follow post is a rebuttal to Dr. Laura that is making the rounds. 
Although, it may not piss off too many people, as many Christians I have 
talked with say that the New Testament really superseded the Old 
Testament...so as always, read on and make your own decisions.     -dave


How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

One. 

ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? 

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They 
don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in 
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured 
it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that 
they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. 
But if they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the 
chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the 
STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! 
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID #&%@*&% LIGHT 
BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE 
GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF 
GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! 
THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS. 

That's how many. 



"To prevent contraception, use a condominium."