IJMC - Dare I Blaspheme?

Today was a long day. Tomorrow will be longer. So, I am just sending out 
what I found in my inbox, complete with the submitter, Dave's, title. 
Just remember, you can always see Dave on the website at 
http://www.ijmc.com/sponsors.html if so so desire. Who knows, maybe 
someday I will even put up a picture of little ole me. Naah.       -dave






The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the 
congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family.
The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it. 

When the next child arrived, the minister appealed again and the  
congregation approved again.
       
Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset 
over the increasing expense. This turned into a rather loud meeting one 
night with the minister. Finally, the minister stood and shouted out,
"Having children is an Act of God!!"
       
An older man in the back stood and shouted back, "Rain and snow are Acts 
of God, too, and we wear rubbers for them!"