IJMC - COPS Quips

Cops say the darndest things. And we have them here for you. I would have 
a lot of respect for any cop I saw saying one of these in the course of 
duty. I think I like the third one best. Choose your own favorite.  -dave








COP QUOTES

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new.  They'll stretch out after
you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going.  I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will
help.  Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning!  You want a warning?  O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not.  Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.  We used to have quotas, but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those two beers?

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."