IJMC - CenSuess 2000

Ok, so by now most of you in the US have heard all about the long and the 
short of the 2000 Census forms...but did you hear that our poor departed 
friend Dr. Suess predicted this dilemna? Oh yes, he did. Perhaps not 
quite as good as the Dr. Suess purity test, but could you expect the man 
to do his best work on such a subject as a census? Of course not! So, 
read on, fill out, and submit to Congress. Be counted! Even if you are 
not an American, perhaps you too can receive your US Federal Aid!   -dave




CenSuess 2000
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Person One or Person Two?
Person Red or Person Blue?

Do you live all by yourself?
Do you live with someone else?

Do you own the place where this was sent?
Or just a poor slob paying rent?

How old are you on April 1st?
Just when is your date of birth?

Are you a boy or girl right now?
Would your doctor write that down?

Are you Vietnamese or Korean?
Chinese? Cuban? Puerto Rican?

Japanese or Filipino?
Two-thirds white or half Latino?

Samoan aunt? Hawaiian dad?
An uncle who's from Trinidad?

African or black? Which is it?
Indo-Euro Asian midget?

Answer all and send it out,
so we can get a proper count.

Results arrive 2010,
the date we do it all again!