IJMC - Those Poor Welsh

Well, the trip went well. Took me almost another week to get back to 
normal on the 'puter though which of course delayed these glorious 
missives. Fortunately though, the company has now provided me with a 
laptop...I am going to have to try harder in the future to avoid my 
posting duties! Now if I can only figure out how to install Linux on the 
poor laptop beast without repartitioning the system. Sheesh, such lofty 
goals...I should stick closer to Earthly realms and figure out how to 
clean my room...                                                   -dave



English national laws:

    Most goods may not be sold on Sunday. One exception to this is carrots.
(Repealed)
    All English Men over 14 are meant to carry out 2 hours of longbow
practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
    It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
    It is illegal for two adult men to have sex in the same house as a third
person.
    A bed may not be hung out of a window.
    It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
    Throughout the whole of England it is illegal to eat mince pies on the
25th of December.
    Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
    It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons
wearing a full suit of armour.
    You may not make out in public.
    It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear
wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
    Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime. (Repealed)

City laws:

Chester
    You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city
walls and after midnight.

Hereford
    You can shoot a Welsh person all day, but only on Sunday, with a
Longbow, in the Cathedral Close.

York
    Upon sight of a Scotsman, it is still legal to shoot him with a bow and
arrow, except on Sundays.