IJMC - Something a Little Different

In case you need a change of pace from the last one...here ya go. I think 
this one could be considered just a bit different. Kinda reminds me of 
the one about the bet that the banker had square balls. But that is a 
whole different story itself. For some reason though, I am now thinking 
about mice, but that may be more to do with having just seen Stuart 
Little. I liked it. Still have not seen Iron Man, but Stuart Little was a 
good story with some cute gags. Anyway...                           -dave




A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday.  He spends $5,000 and
feels really good about the result.

The next morning, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.  Before leaving
he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old
do you think I am? "

About 35,"was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily.

A little while later he goes to McDonalds for lunch and asks the order
taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess you're 29?"

"Nope, I am actually 47." He's really feeling good about himself.

While standing at the bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.  But when I was
young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down
your pants for two minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

As no one else was around the man agreed and let her slip her hand down his
pants.

Two minutes later the old lady says, "OK, You're 47."

Stunned the man says, "Incredible! How did you know that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."