IJMC - A Slight Twist on an Old Joke

You want to talk about relief? I am not talking about the kind of relief 
you get from heartburn with Tums or at a good porcelain throne sitting. I 
am talking the relief you get when you thought you bounced a check to the 
IRS. Well, technically...I did bounce a check to the Internal Revenue 
Service for my 1999 taxes...but...they resubmitted it after I got the 
money some silly company mistakenly took out of my account. Everything is 
good and I will not have to be talking with tax attorneys tomorrow. Next 
year, when I owe money again, I am gonna go to the bank and get a 
statement just before I send the IRS their dough...I do not need to get 
caught by a semi-fradulent charge again. Anyway, I am sure you cared, but 
well, your timing was good...I just found out.                      -dave





If you could choose.... 
  Look Irish... Dress British... Think Yiddish.

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A Wise Irish Lad...

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh
Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato
garden.

The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For
Da, for heavens sake, man, don't dig up that garden! Don' you remember,
that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At precisely 5 a.m. the following mornin', a dozen British soldiers 
showed up and dug up the entire garden, but found narry a gun....

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and
asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Da'... just plant your potatoes."