IJMC - Escaped Convict

Hmm, another off-color post. Seems like a lot of these are all surfacing 
at the same time. I wonder what would happen if I tried to do some 
sociological research based on what submissions are sent to me when... 
could prove quite interesting...or more likely, could prove nothing. Ahh 
well, no time for research anyway. Tends to be a bit more of the "seat of 
my pants" type of lifestyle right now...toodles.                    -dave





An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had
been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young
wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey,
this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just co-operate with anything he
wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend 
you like it. Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel
that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"