IJMC The Montana 500

                      IJMC - The Montana 500

Ok, so the title has little to do with the post...but a bit more to do=20
with the blurb. I think I will sum it up by saying it is very dangerous=20
to play racing games in an arcade and then drive home. With a V6 engine.=20
Past a collection of four police vehicles, complete with their very own=20
matching police officers. Yep, that about sums it up. So, someone help me=
here, did Montana revoke the "no speed limit" or not? How fast can you=20
legally drive on Montana highways right now? I may need to know...  -dave

You Know You're from Montana when..........

You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

The mosquitoes have landing lights.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

You have 10 favorite recipes for Elk meat.

Rimrock Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with

You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on =BC page, bu=
requires 6 pages for local sports.

You can write a check at McDonalds for 2 Big Macs and fries.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.

You think the start of Elk season is a national holiday.

You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on
your deck.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

The major county fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.

You find -40F a little chilly.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and

You can play road hockey on skates.

You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Montana friends.

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