IJMC - Lessons I Have Learned

I do not think this quite rates up there with the list of everything Bart 
Simpson has ever written up on the chalkboard. Close enough to send out 
though! Warning, some foul language fell into this one, so if you are 
squeemish, just wait a few more hours for the next post to come by. The 
next one should be much cleaner...                                  -dave






Lessons I've Learned...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.  All you can do is 
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just 
assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, 
not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. 
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others.  They are 
more fucked up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're 
finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are 
celebrities.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're 
down will be the ones who do.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their 
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they 
will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from 
you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke" in six 
languages.