IJMC - A Saturday Class Guide, Part II

With all good things comes a sequel, no? Ok, so with a lot of mediocre 
things comes a sequel...we simply know that everything on the IJMC is all 
good, right? I know you are sitting there and agreeing with me, thank you 
for your support. Anyway, a reader from Australia passed this one along
...and I just had to send it out.

A week ago I meant to send out a little message about a post I sent 
along, which I titled "A Genetic End to the Deluge" and which the author, 
Richard Leszczynski, titled "A Vegetative Effect". The good Mr. 
Leszczynski contacted me and asked that I ask all of you to refrain from 
sending that one along to people you know. So, I am doing so. Please do 
not forward along that post to anyone else. If you already have, please 
follow up with this post so that they also know that the post stops here. 
Thanks, and sorry for any trouble. Please carry on, there is nothing to 
see here, move along...                                             -dave

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Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses
are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25.  TV Remotes: For Men Only