IJMC An Irish Wish

                       IJMC - An Irish Wish

I am amazed that I have never sent this one out before. Well, not this 
exact text, but a very similar one which included two rednecks in a bass 
boat. Nonetheless, I cannot find such in the archives so I am passing 
this along for a good laugh to be had by all. Enjoy!               -dave

Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of
the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would
appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.  To the amazement of the castaways,
a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could
only deliver one wish, not the standard three. 

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. 

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two
men considered their circumstances. One man looked disgustedly at the
other, whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment,
he spoke: "Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat." 

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