IJMC - I Need This Watch
As some of you know, the past month has not been my finest. Some of the
longtime subscribers know that a long hiatus often means something is not
quite right in my world. Let me suffice it to say that a
hyper-intelligent, telepathic watch could solve my problems. I am young
yet, a lot of life left to live and a lot of lessons still to learn.
Knowing that does not make the trials any easier although it does help me
to remember to continue and deal with each new thing that crosses my
life. I hope the measure of my life holds up in the end, for I have
little other to judge myself by. Have a good weekend, everyone. -dave
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was
just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then because I
am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."