IJMC - Dear Dad

Sometimes I read a submission that I just know will become an instant 
classic. I think tonight's post is one of those. I admit, finding a bit 
of humor to top the lighthouse/naval vessel one will take a great joke. 
This is not that joke. But I like it and I hope you do too.       -dave

P.S. No "deluge" in the title! Yeehaw!





Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great.  I am making lot$ of friend$ and
$tudying very hard.  With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t
think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can
ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on

The Reply:
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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy
are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.  Do
NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad