IJMC Ooh, Better Get Some Soap For These Two

            IJMC - Ooh, Better Get Some Soap For These Two

I think this will call it a night...catches me up to Friday night of last 
week...<sigh>...leaves me four more for tomorrow night. Sorry about the 
deluge (had to say it) but my schedule is settling in again now so 
perhaps things will remain steadier for some time to come...        -dave







A 5-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom.  "You know
what?," says the 5-year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The 4-year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for
breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell', and you say 'ass',ok?" 

"Ok." the 4-year old agrees, with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the
kitchen and asks the 5-year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell
Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." 

WHACK!!  He flys out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. She looks at the 4-year old and
asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man?!" 

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be
Cheerios." 


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