IJMC - And the Vampires Pick On

Ooh, I wonder if I am going to find more vocal Italians on my list than I 
found New Zealanders. Turns out that the New Zealanders were not so happy 
about being picked on...well, you know, the Alabamians seem to think the 
same way when us Georgians pick on them. People are the same the world 
around...well, and then there are a few special ones...             -dave






Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble
deciding where to go. They were a little tired of the local food in
Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic. 

After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard
that Italian food was really good.  So off they went to Italy and ended up
in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and
waited for dinner. 

A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. As they
neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person,
sucked them dry and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below. 

The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have
seconds.  Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered
the same fate as the first- sucked dry and tossed into the canal below. 
    
Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert. In a short
while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two
couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into
the canal. 

The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was
time to head back home. As they started to walk away they began to hear
some singing. 

They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge.
    
As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They
looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the
bridge, feasting on the bodies. 

They listened as the alligator sang,............






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"Drained wops keep fallin' on my head..."