IJMC - Three Nurses Walk Into a Bar

...and you would have thought the third one would have ducked. That is 
for any of you who wonder why I rarely do my own humor...anyway, on with 
the show...                                                        -dave








Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One
of the nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll
give each of you one wish," annouces the genie. The first nurse says, "I
want to be twice as smart as I am now, that way I'll be a better nurse."
The genie puts his hand to his temple and concentrates, then smiles and
says, "It is done." The second nurse declares, "Well, I want to be ten
times as smart!" Again, the genie concentrates and then says, "It is
done." The third nurse, not to be outdone, asks, "Can you make me one
hundred times smarter than I am now?" The genie puts his hand to his
temple, then pauses and askes the third nurse, "Are you sure you want to
be a paramedic?"