IJMC - The Kid Just Did His Part

I hope this little story doesn't turn out to be an omen. You see, I'm 
going to my friend Tom's wedding tomorrow...and I'm participating. If 
everyone starts laughing at me, well, I hope I can just keep my chin up 
like this little boy does. Oh well...quick mention, if you've emailed me 
in the last couple of days and I haven't replied then I'll get back to 
you in about two weeks after I return from my trip. Things here have been 
kind of crazy getting ready to go today. I'm almost ready...        -dave




A little boy was in a relative's wedding.  As he was coming down the aisle
he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between
bride's side and groom's side).  While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and roar...  So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step,
ROAR all the way down the aisle. 

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the
time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and
more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time
he reached the pulpit. 

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the
Ring Bear...."