IJMC - Pardon the Previous Email

Ok, so I oopsed a bit. I accidentally sent out the message before I 
finished it...so, no "IJMC" title, no little blurb, nothing much. So 
sorry, although it may happen again. These things do occur, especially 
late at night. At least until I get some decent error checking into my 
scripts. Right now, they just sort of run rampant. <shrug> Oops. -dave

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One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out,

   "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" 

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite
experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of
concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boys gonads, and squeezed.
Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though
nothing had happened. 

   "Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you a paramedic?"

 "No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."