IJMC - Originally 1,00 and 1 Uses, Now, 1,000 and 2

You need to know, it's really hard to write this stuff with a straight 
face. Maybe that has something to do with the fact that there are two 
beautiful people laughing and carousing in the next room's bed. Doesn't 
hurt that one of them's wearing my boxers and the other's wearing my 
sister's shirt...if you wanna know, well, maybe you're just better off 
not knowing. I will say though, it's all good clean fun. G'night. -dave





Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness
to all. 

The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she
welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared a little tea.  As he sat facing her old pump organ, the
minister noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with
water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. 

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had
flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her
parlor. 

When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but
soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer "Miss Bea," he
said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this," pointing to the bowl. 

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down town last
fall and I found this little package.  It said to put it on your organ and
keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is
working. I haven't had a cold all winter!"