IJMC - If Only They Made Condoms

I wonder if I could make any money off of the last one...probably just 
not worth my while to even bother...but if anyone thinks it is, feel free 
to contact me with business proposals! Have a good one!             -dave








Which condom would you use.... 
 
Nike Condoms:  Just do it. 
Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling. 
Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby. 
Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop. 
Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker. 
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack:  Ten millon strong and growing. 
Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman. 
Macintosh Condoms:  It does more, it costs less, its that simple. 
Ford Condoms:  The best never rest. 
Chevy Condoms:  Like a rock. 
Dial Condoms:  Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? 
New York Lotto Condoms:  Cause hey-- you never know. 
Lotto Condoms:  Who's next? 
Avis Condoms:  Trying harder than ever. 
KFC Condoms:  Finger-Licking Good. 
Coca Cola Condoms:  Always a Real Thing. 
Lays Condoms:  Betcha can't have just one. 
Cambells Soup Condoms:  Mm, mm good. 
The Carl's Jr. Condoms:  If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face... 
General Electric Condoms:  We bring good things to life! 
AT&T Condoms:  Reach out and touch someone. 
Bounty Condoms:  The quicker picker upper. 
Microsoft Condoms:  Where do you want to go today ? 
Energizer Condoms:  It keeps going and going and going.... 
M&M Condoms:  It melts in your mouth, not in your hands! 
Taco Bell Condoms:  Make a run for the border. 
MCI Condoms:  For your friends and family.
Double Mint Condoms:  Double your pleasure, double your fun! 
The Sears latex Condoms:  Have you seen the softer side of Sears? 
Delta Airlines Condoms:  We love your fly and it shows.
The Star Trek Condoms:  To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Charter Condoms:  If you don't get condoms here, get condoms somewhere.
The IJMC Condoms:  One a day or more when necessary.

Knock yourselves out.