IJMC - Our Lager

I may not drink beer. I may prefer other spirits. Yet I like this. I'm 
not positive I haven't sent it out before...but even if I have, I find 
this prayer worthy of sending twice. So enjoy, and remember, you probably 
should wait until after work to partake...but that's just a suggestion, 
not the golden rule...                                              -dave






Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), 
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us. 
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager. 

Barmen.